Nancy Drew Nickerson walked into her kitchen in the early dawn of the morning to let the Evil Puppy outside.  There, sitting on her clean counter, was a crusty food embedded bowl from her wedding set. "AAAAAGGGGH!" she screamed silently in her head.  "WHO DOES THIS?  WHO DOES THIS???"  She grabbed the half-dried black crayola marker from the dog food bowl, ripped off a Scott's brand paper towel, and scribbled: WHO DOESN'T RINSE THEIR DISH???? and with that, she threw the pup in the kennel, and  went back to bed. Upon rising one hour and 53 minutes later to barking, she ventured into the kitchen.  There, on the Scott's brand paper towel, spelled out neatly in broken stick pretzels was two words: Not Me.