Nancy Drew lived a lovely high school existence, frolicking across the country, solving mysteries, and loving the exuberance of her youth, beauty, and energy.  Then she grew up. She married Ned and they begat 5 children.  Today, they live a life of chaos and commotion.  Her husband has been recently diagnosed bipolar. The oldest child is in college and in need of new corneas. She suspects their middle son is a closet atheist and alleged pot smoking sophomore in high school; how else to explain his strange behavior?  The next two children are barely 20 months apart and riddled with asthma and food allergies and health issues. Their youngest, well, she simple goes by the name Evil Baby.  As for Nancy, she is now middle aged, overweight, and has a prolapsed bladder.  This is the story of her daily adventures in surviving The Case of the Forlorn Maturity.